A threesome bonus for my joking personality

I am a funny person, just like Chandler in Friends. My friends think I am a person who cannot speak properly without joking. I know I can be too chaffing sometimes. I know that, but I just couldn’t stop it. When things get serious, I would think of something ridiculous to ease the atmosphere. They said that I do this because I am afraid of commitment and I am lack of security. Maybe they are right, but I don’t know how to make a change about myself and to be honest, I don’t want to. Many women find it attractive and think I am a humorous man. I just leave it that way.

However, such personality does cause me trouble sometimes, many times, actually. When my parents are trying to talk to me about something serious, I would always find a way to joke them around. When my exes are trying to talk to me about our relationship, they would eventually give up, because I can never give then a definite answer without joking. Therefore, we often broke up for the same reason as they are attracted to me for at the first place.

This personality is not always so bad for me. It also brought me some fortune, like threesomes.

Last week, I went to a bachelor party throw by my friends, alone of course. I met two young ladies there. They were very attractive. One is slim and has a very smooth skin, most importantly, blonde hair. Definitely my type. The other is a little bit chubby with huge boobs and black hair. Both of them are very good looking. I think they are both quite a catch in their field. My joking personality often work the best with strangers. I quickly got acquainted with them by joking. I liked the blonde one. I was aiming at the blonde one at the very first place.

They came together. When I offered that we should go out for a walk, I meant with the blonde girl. I thought I was pretty clear with my preference. However, she said that if my friend Lily goes, I will go. Obviously, we were going to make it a three way walk then. I could handle that.

It was very late in the night. I thought I could walk them to their home and then back to mine and call it a night. It seemed that this night won’t be my lucky night, but it is always right to be the gentleman. When we arrived at their house, I planned to say goodbye. My old habit occurred. I said “bye then. This is a wonderful three way night, unless you don’t think it is three way enough.” I was expecting them to say goodbye to me as they said “why don’t you come inside and find out?” I know the sentence. It is a lucky night sentence. How can I refuse to spend a little more time with two hot chicks. I don’t even need to download some stupid tinder for threesome apps. I had a wonderful threesome that night.

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